So there are some rules we must live by here in Apartment 14. These have been developed over the last 2 plus years from various incidents. Again, like the rest of the blog we had to write them down. Here we go:
1. No boom-boom in the living room
2. Don't shit where you eat
3. You mix it, you drink it
4. Have a drinking buddy
5. Never leave the bar without your Debit/Credit card
6. Always know where you are waking up
7. Only eat the cheap frozen pizza at 3 AM
8. Always have Ibuprofen and Chocolate Milk on hand
9. Take your own set of keys with you because you never know when you are coming home
10. Never take life too seriously. You will never make it out alive.
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1. I thought ho's weren't allowed anyway
ReplyDelete2. I can't have pancakes while on the pot?
3. That goes with being a man
4. Just make sure he can keep up
5. Make sure you have ALL of them
6. If it's at 14, in the hallway, by the front door
7. What about pizza rolls?
8. And some Tums, and Betty
9. I got nothing
10. True story, 100% of people who breathe air die.